The Four Word Story - Part 10
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Author: Tom BairLocation: Portland, Oregon USA PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:55 pm    Post subject: The Four Word Story - Part 10
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And the never-ending story continues...

Here is a brief update of where the story left off in Part 9:

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Smiling, Don placed his order for an Elbonian mud wrestler's goggles, before his pet verrucca Mordecai
could flare up and its Michael Caine impression could stun at fifteen feet in the dark.


And here is Part 10 so far, condensed here to save our members from having to read 11 or 12 pages of posts Cool

Meanwhile, Mordecai strangles jellies between his teeth while
singing extracts from the first movement of disco megahit
"Waterloo" whilst gently black jelly babies. Halcyon harpies
hurried homewards, having humungous hooters! Postman Pat
delivered the wrong package to the Wong family.

The village of Brosse-les-Dents on the river Floss where
McLean and Colgate grow questionable hemp plants, but they
wouldn't talk, is extremely cold this December that the elves
dirndles froze to their Aardvarks! Hands in muffs they began
to warm to the task of keeping Kevin Sorbos job.

Gleaming Gold Toilets filled with Christmas cheer. Stolat
used a dipper to pleasure his priapic platypus. As the
party began to sway, the other Aardvark walked into Harrods
upon entering its head he found it occupied by a skunk.

"Sheezish", the famous pantomime dame, was blown up by
he knob. "Thank you." , Caribou replied. Huge antlers
have been vexing me since the fungal infestation that
plagued my knee spread to my face.

"Aerosol or ball?" "Armpits ", replied the Swedish shopper,
"must be well cleaned."

Deuteronomy O'Clindemycin's daughter, Clymidea clapped! Waving a hotdog
is considered by some on Earth to be proper etiquette, of course,
i do not have to remind you, demands Eliza, that proper etiquette
of Mornington Crescent, Russian hats!

Gibberish is uttered often at these parties but the game's famous
that no one will eat dons home made mountain oyster petit fours.

Later on that night, just as the orange snow started to melt.
Oh dear jaundice, keep your Ho's in check just in case my
yule log got poked in the cordwangle. Brindisi lifted his glass
in spirit of the upcoming come-uppance of the recurring number two,
which confused the issue. Fiscally, the party should have
gone like a dream. Goats, Aardvarks, and Sheep all gathered for the
inauguration, sweetly smiling at alt.don as he petted a republican.

Commercial travellers were quick to notice that the entire load
glowed in the dark. A few weeks later, as Sid was talking, PCWriter
placed a comma behind capi's left ear. As it turns out, it was a bogey.

All at a sudden bogeys sprouted all over the place, they then
bumped the jukebox. Was this here before? - asked the chief bogey man.

Can you repeate? says the grim one, who often questions the integrity
of field effect transistors.

"Was this here before"? - repeated the chief bogey, "NO!" shouted God.
After the boogyman finished whomping bogeys up his nose.

Coughing, Sid walked in on what could arguably be a surprise Birthday
Party for the Grim aptly named coughing sid. Little did they know,
There was no beer, notwithstanding the bar opened. A sea cucumber crawled
out, Capi went "ROFL".

It's like deja vu for Postman Pat mentioned i know that cucumber from somewhere.
Give me your infected computers, shouted the evil cucumber. then morphed into a pickle.

Suddenly the sky darkened, donalds gown fell open slowly, the cucumber wilted into the semblance of
an early christian relic. Three shall be the number of choice for the goats, who were politely
igniting the tussocks. Their uncles, who up knowledge, sat watching the star wars episode three
movie for the seventh time, whilst the jellyfish complained outside as he
had to endure the mind-numbing tedium of the new movie, felt that
the overblown hype machine had all been in bittorrent trackers everywhere, downloads
were fast and furious.

Then suddenly, from nowhere a lesser spotted marmot spoke up with a somewhat perplexing problem, discovering, to its dismay, that lacking unified theory gravity . his voice came out humming like that for?"

There seems to be a humming thing going around these days. Suddenly an antiproton, excited by
news of its impending collision with a particularly collision with a particularly shake violently,
then without compunction, nor a shred compunction, nor a shred of dignity, the antiproton...

One year later, the thread was reignited, although nobody could tell why.

However, the people decided to give it a kick up the backside and start once more to breath
magical life into that which they had previously forgotten about.

So the merry bunch drew closer to the end of their journey not aware that soon the Wizard of Oz
would reveal to them his true identity. Toto, scared after leaving Kansas, had decided to become
lost. Dorothy was beside the seaside, beside the point and beside the extensive rash she also
suffered from.

Alas, poor Tom, was confused at this endless, pointless thread which needed a reply to further
my point for $19.95 per month, you too can have the four word story sent immediately and directly
timely, funny and correctly to your Active Directory over http or ftp.

Hopefully, last page's bug will keep you busy so we can make our idle hands do something better
than type insane hype about Oz.

What do you say to a naked capi?

"Are you cold, or just naturally blue?"

Better judgement leads me to question why this is quieter than a park after a nuclear war.
Scratching his eyebrow, capi looks at the code and says Windows rules!

Please continue on the exciting saga of The Four Word Story

Tom Bair


Last edited by Tom Bair on Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:10 am; edited 8 times in total

Author: Tom BairLocation: Portland, Oregon USA PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:45 am    Post subject:
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Everyone in the room

Author: AdamVLocation: Leeds, UK PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:09 am    Post subject:
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shouted out together "This

Author: capiLocation: Portugal PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:02 pm    Post subject:
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is my boom stick!"

Author: AdamVLocation: Leeds, UK PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject:
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which, although meaningless, made

Author: Tom BairLocation: Portland, Oregon USA PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:26 am    Post subject:
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capi code nude!" Shaking

Author: capiLocation: Portugal PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:59 pm    Post subject:
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this might yield results,

Author: Tom BairLocation: Portland, Oregon USA PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:53 pm    Post subject:
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alt.don thought to himself.

Author: alt.don PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:06 pm    Post subject:
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it is better to

Author: StormhawkLocation: Warwickshire, England, UK PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:19 pm    Post subject:
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penetrate sheep before bed.

Author: hushLocation: London PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:36 pm    Post subject:
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SHEEP being the acronym-

Author: SidLocation: Kansas PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:51 pm    Post subject:
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Scared Hairy Ewes Escaping

Author: StormhawkLocation: Warwickshire, England, UK PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:02 am    Post subject:
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Pickles! But the evil

Author: alt.don PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:34 am    Post subject:
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just doesn't end there.

Author: Tom BairLocation: Portland, Oregon USA PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:38 pm    Post subject:
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For Don likes to

Author: Ludo Bagman PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:50 am    Post subject:
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not only penetrate sheep



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